Becky
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Post by Becky on Jul 13, 2007 6:12:28 GMT -5
Last night I recited the lyrics to some of my very favourite S.W.A.N.K tunes to my mother. She was quite impressed, particularly with "Bi tch, Who re, Slag... Bi tch, Who re, you're nothin but a dirty Slag... a dirty Slag!!!!"  (Oh yeah, and I had to type it with spaces in cos the d**n nanny thing on this changes it to... pregnant dog, sleeper, Slag.... pregnant dog, sleeper, you're nothin but a dirty Slag, dirty Slag!!!!) I think we have some new lyrics here team S.W.A.N.K.... |
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Post by Robert Swank on Jul 13, 2007 7:01:07 GMT -5
Sorry about the censored words, I just turned them off.
Here are the lyrics to Skag Addiction
I don't know why you do it
Your such a fucking dirty loser
Getting fucked up down the boozer
I know a man who wants to do yah
Skag addiction, skag addiction, skag addiction
Skag, oi, oi, oi
You dirty bastard, you stinking bastard, you filthy bastard
Skag, oi, oi, oi
REPEAT CHORUS
Just one last shot of the brown
Cause you know your going down
Mugging old grannies your such a cunt
Your hard man act is just a front, for
Chorus x2
You just wanna score some brown
Cause you think its fucking sound
Your life's fucked up
Chorus x2
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Becky
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Post by Becky on Jul 13, 2007 9:09:19 GMT -5
I'm gonna print it out and have it framed for my parent's wedding anniversary. They love a good bit of prose....
So where do you get the inspiration for your lyrics and the ideas for songs?!!
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Post by Robert Swank on Jul 13, 2007 9:17:36 GMT -5
I'm gonna print it out and have it framed for my parent's wedding anniversary. They love a good bit of prose.... So where do you get the inspiration for your lyrics and the ideas for songs?!! The dysfunctional society that populates most of the UK and you always read about in the newspapers. It always makes me giggle when I see a "SEX PEST" or "FLY TIPPING" headline.  Oh, and a bit of life experience. |
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Becky
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Post by Becky on Jul 13, 2007 9:24:19 GMT -5
Hmmm....
So where are the songs about tight trousers, personal ads and CAD then?
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Post by Robert Swank on Jul 13, 2007 9:33:26 GMT -5
Hmmm.... So where are the songs about tight trousers, personal ads and CAD then? Sex Pest has the line "In your skin tight vest" which Paul sometimes changes to skin tight jeans, the piss taking bastard. Didn't ever think about doing song about dating ads, it's a fantastic idea I'll start working on it. Cheers. |
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Post by Paul Swank on Jul 13, 2007 9:43:36 GMT -5
Hmmm.... So where are the songs about tight trousers, personal ads and CAD then? Sex Pest has the line "In your skin tight vest" which Paul sometimes changes to skin tight jeans, the piss taking bastard. Didn't ever think about doing song about dating ads, it's a fantastic idea I'll start working on it. Cheers. Me? piss taking bastard? Never!  Heh a song about CAD would put the bloody audience to sleep unless it was about a cad as in `bounder` type cad. Hmmmm |
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Becky
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Post by Becky on Jul 13, 2007 9:54:06 GMT -5
Sex Pest has the line "In your skin tight vest" which Paul sometimes changes to skin tight jeans, the piss taking bastard. Didn't ever think about doing song about dating ads, it's a fantastic idea I'll start working on it. Cheers. Me? piss taking bastard? Never! Heh a song about CAD would put the bloody audience to sleep unless it was about a cad as in `bounder` type cad. Hmmmm So if you wrote a song about being a 'Cad', who's personal experience is that from?!!! ;D |
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Post by Paul Swank on Jul 13, 2007 9:57:06 GMT -5
My favourite is Tony :
You wear a spiderman's outfit, think it's normal at 33
A salad dodger by nature, your so fat you can barely see
Stomach flagged down a fish and chip van
Tony Tony your the man
Was you born a useless fat twat? Or did you have to work on that?
Was you born a useless fat twat? Or did you have to work on that? *Incert random insult here*
You've been banned from driving. Stole a police car your off ya head.
Caught by a speed camera. On a push bike that's what you said
Said your in the army think your bad.
Face up to facts m8 your just fat and sad.
Repeat Chorus.
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Post by Paul Swank on Jul 13, 2007 9:59:01 GMT -5
So if you wrote a song about being a 'Cad', who's personal experience is that from?!!! ;D That would be me  lol..joke no it's Rob |
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Becky
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Post by Becky on Jul 13, 2007 10:01:16 GMT -5
Pure filth....
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Post by Robert Swank on Jul 13, 2007 10:22:34 GMT -5
So if you wrote a song about being a 'Cad', who's personal experience is that from?!!! ;D That would be me lol..joke no it's Rob Oi! I aint no dirty slag.  |
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Post by Paul Swank on Jul 13, 2007 10:24:28 GMT -5
Oi! I aint no dirty slag. Hehe |
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Post by Caseybean on Jul 13, 2007 13:47:27 GMT -5
Was you born a useless fat twat? Or did you have to work on that? I had to fight with myself not to type 'Were' in my SWANK warning. Disgraceful grammar. Although I admit it does sound better.... |
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lol..joke no it's Rob